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jaclcfrost:

do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

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  • teacher:

    describe yourself in one word

  • me:

    done

blurboy:

captainlitebrite:

crystallinedemons:

imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room  stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom

   

oomshi:

vegay:

dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????

this can be taken two ways

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me expressing disbelief, anger, sympathy or shock (via lastisle)

mylifeasqueenb:

I laugh every time

queerios-and-milk:

I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing. 

xeppeli:

evie-queen:

rftminges:

this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out

Let me say to all the skeptics out there, as someone who has recently left the hell pit that is walmart, this is a real fucking question and when I asked about it i was told there’d been an ‘incident at corporate’.

this is still the best addition to this post

xeppeli:

evie-queen:

rftminges:

this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out

Let me say to all the skeptics out there, as someone who has recently left the hell pit that is walmart, this is a real fucking question and when I asked about it i was told there’d been an ‘incident at corporate’.

this is still the best addition to this post